I am lucky enough to live in Falkirk [in my opinion], because just along the street from me is the finest noodle bar in the whole of Central Scotland, I know you don't have to reply to that last bit.
That Noodle bar is the great Sumo, the lunchtime menu is just great, you get tons of noodle, chicken, beef, even that weird vegetarian stuff if you like that kind of thing.
And the greatest thing to me is that it's on my very own street. I only have to get past the pub to get to it, sometimes that's a bit tricky. Anyway this isn't the greatest of reviews, but then again I'm not the greatest restaurant reviewer. So you should go and find out for yourself.